Alright kiddies, here\'s how to play:
Firstly, someone will wish for something.The next person\'s job is to ruin that wish then make a wish themselves.
Secondly, rinse and repeat.Simple.
Example:
BillyDaBob212145: I wish the Forrest Gump movie was real!
SeksyGurrl6969: Granted, but you\'ll end up as Lutenant Dan.I wish for a pony!
iiLov3Hom32tuck: Granted, but ponies are now illegal in your state.
Begin!
I wish pokemon were real.
Banana is love. Banana is life.
Granted, but you\'re paying for my medical bills.
I wish the next person goes the jail and can\'t be bailed out
Granted but jail is ruled unconstitutional before the sentence.
I wish pizza was even better.
I'm an admin so you can ask me stuff.
Granted, but your mouth is sewn shut so you can\'t eat.
I wish I was back in Chicago.
Your mom just called. Check your phone.
Granted but you are shot.
I wish that I could control time.
I'm an admin so you can ask me stuff.
Granted, but you lose your memory when it happens.
I wish I live a happy life with no disturbances.
Granted, but everyone you meet suffers all the misfortune that would have happened to you.
I wish math was easy.
I'm an admin so you can ask me stuff.
Granted, but you get the Homer Simpson treatment and end up having limited mental capabilities due to a scientific study.
I wish Minecraft would update to 1.8 already.
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie.
Granted, but there will not be any compatible mods until 1.9.
I wish I was rich