There once was a man who owned a pig, and this pig was allergic to water. So it ran into the ocean and meet a mermaid by the name of Bella. Bella was an girl who fell out of a rock and had to learn to swim in a turkey sandwich.
She didn't like this so she ate the sandwich.

So when she meet the pig it reminded her of that cow that once bit her, so she bit the pig.

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